MACALOPE: Well, except inasmuch as the user experience will probably make people want to shake it. In that regard it’ll be just like an Etch-A-Sketch.

WINOTAUR: Oh, . Look, people don’t want half an application. They want it all, baby.

MACALOPE: Even if it shortens their battery life? And they have to carry around a mouse? You guys have been . Turns out people don’t want tablets.

WINOTAUR: No, they want a full user experience where…

MACALOPE: Stop. Stop. Stop. No. You know what your problem is? You’re not even selling tablets. You’re selling Windows. Let’s say someone goes into a Microsoft store next year and sees your solution and asks what it is. What do you tell them?