Let the Macalope bring you up to speed about this argument that's been raging since second-period gym class.

HP's Stacy Wolff said Ultrabooks "are not" MacBook Air clones, to which to which so the Macalope is going to invoke "are too, times infinity."

BOOM. What now, PC journalist? Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat the Macalope at a game of "Are too/are not."

However, despite Ultrabooks' design similarities with Apple's popular ultraportable, Ultrabooks really are a unique new breed of Windows laptops.