Will it? Probably not, but we can always hold out hope.

You know, Apple may ship an iPhone with a larger screen the next time around. But if it does, it won't be because Android devices are shipping with ludicrously large screens that require relaxed-fit pants to hold them. Apple is not in the business of chasing niche markets by boxing itself out of larger markets. No, if Apple ships an iPhone with a larger screen, it'll be because the company thinks it'll make for a better phone.

For some inexplicable reason, some people seem to be preternaturally disposed toward being wrong about Apple. Join the Macalope, if you will, as he once again examines the strange case of Katherine Noyes.

Now, before you look at this piece, try to think to yourself, "How hard could it be to write a piece about Google selling phones directly that has one mention of Apple and yet get that mention factually incorrect?"