Still, the shift could be an exciting one, removing as it would any disadvantage Android might face in its ongoing competition with Apple...

disadvantage. Seriously. So, according to Noyes, fragmentation is the only area where Android falls short when compared to the iPhone and iPad. And solving is as easy as Google selling a few phones directly.

The fact that Android users don't buy apps? Not a disadvantage. That fact that malware on Android has ? Not a disadvantage. Indeed, after long touting because "Open, yay!", Katherine simply no longer discusses the issue. Inconvenient facts need not be submitted into evidence.

People wonder why the Macalope continues to rage against the machine, but the thing is that Noyes is not trolling for hits. She really believes this stuff.

And now you know why the Macalope drinks.