Plus, let's face it, you're an Apple fanboi.

We probably shouldn't expect much from . Ouija board reading, like what Jolie O'Dell foisted on us last week, is probably considered complex analysis over there. But you'd think that the Atlantic Wire would lean more on actual analysis than .

Since Steve Jobs passed away, we've seen the release of two Apple products without any design innovations from a company that won gadgets users over with its well-designed products. Could this be the beginning of a TK trend?

The Macalope's not sure what a "TK trend" is but it sounds bad. lists some disturbing possibilities such as "Team Kill," "Toby Keith," and "True Klingon." Apple employees walking around dressed in Klingon cosplay garb and singing country music would certainly kill a team.