The Macalope Daily: Schools of thought

17.03.2012

Now, for the record, the Macalope had not seen Don Reisinger's top 10 list of when he started writing this piece. Nevertheless, he knew it existed. To quote , "If I let go of a hammer on a planet that has a positive gravity, I need not see it fall to know that it has in fact fallen."

So many folks are looking to buy the tablet, in fact, that the new iPad is already sold out before it even hits store shelves. ... Perhaps then, consumers who weren't lucky enough to preorder the new iPad need to consider their options. Sure, they can wait for Apple's new iPad, but if they really need a solid tablet now, they don't have to put their plans on hold. There are a host of high-quality tablets on store shelves right now that will make any would-be tablet owner happy.

The list includes the iPad 2 and the usual collection of Android also-rans and BlackBerry never-rans. It also has one device the Macalope hadn't seen before, the Le Pan, which he assumes is French for the reviews it got. Don highly recommends you check that one out.

So, before you rush out and buy a new iPad, please call our hotline at 1-800-NOT-IPAD and speak to Kent, David, Don or any of our trained crisis counselors, won't you?