Of course, if you’re the kind of person who listens to Scott Moritz, you probably have larger problems. Like trying to figure out how soup works.

(Disclosure: the Macalope holds an insignificant number of shares of Apple stock.)

OK, laughing at the jesters is fun, but this launch hasn’t exactly been all peaches and cream.

The Macalope knows it’s not all about him, but he still doesn’t even have an iPhone 4 yet. He stood in line for five hours on Thursday before he had to bail to make a meeting with some . You don’t keep wyverns waiting. They’re hypoglycemic and get really whiny. As annoying as it was, it could have been worse. He could have had .