The day before it was officially on sale. Sight unseen! Bravo, Scott.

Now, we could go through this piece point by point and we’d laugh and have a good time, but doing that only plays into Scott’s hand. He just wants you to click on the link.

Don’t click the link.

Instead, let’s just reflect on Scott’s credibility here. Why on God’s green Earth would anyone ever look at something Moritz has written about Apple other than to point and laugh until a beverage of choice comes out their noses? This is the same man who, back in March—when the company’s stock was trading below $200—told everyone .

The stock is now at $269. Imagine how pissed you’d be if you’d listened to Scott back in March.