The Macalope doesn't know whether this particular survey is correct, but there's plenty of evidence it's directionally correct. That's why developers ship for iOS first. And why Schmidt's going to have an uncomfortable June.

When the Macalope talks to the kids these days he says "It was different when the Macalope was coming up, kids." And the kids say "AAAGH! MONSTER! COMPUTER-HEADED MONSTER!" and then an angry mob tries to run the Macalope out of town until he explains to them that he's a mythical creature who is part man, part Mac, and part antelope and he means no harm, he just wants to set the record straight about Apple, and then we all have a good laugh over it.

Wait, what was the Macalope's point?