Yes, it's just one more month until Google chairman Eric Schmidt's magical six months are up, so it's time to take another look at how it's going.

Answer: Not. So. Good.

Remember, if you will, what Schmidt expected to happen over the course of six months. The primary dose of Schmidt craziness was claiming that developers would decide to ship apps on Android first, instead of iOS. The reasoning behind this was that Ice Cream Sandwich would spur developers to want to "get all up in that." The problem is that Ice Cream Sandwich is, to date, installed on a whopping .

The Macalope is no math wiz, but even he knows that's not a lot. It's not even most of them! Uh ... right? Carry the one ... yeah, right!

If Apple had this problem it'd be called "Non-Updategate" or something.