But, lo! Gaze now in wonder upon of the black iPhone that was thicker than… Actually, it’s Schrödinger’s iPhone, because each one is both thicker thinner than the other at the same time and if even of you nerds complains in the comments about the accuracy of this analogy then the Macalope will have Chris Breen ban you for .

It’s certainly possible that, as a whole, the white iPhones skew a little thicker than their black forebears, but when we’re down to measuring we might well wonder where our lives went terribly wrong.