No, wait, he meant that last one.

Sources at told Lam that Apple approached the paper about putting its content on what everyone assumes will be a tablet. Lam doesn't say what the Gray Lady's response was, but given the current state of the newspaper business, the Macalope's advice would go something like this: "When you're standing on the deck of the , ankle-deep in icy cold water, and someone asks if you'd like a ride to the future in their time machine, ."

Lam ties in some other rumors about books being on the device, which further serve to make the Macalope look pretty prophetic himself. As long as you ignore the fact that it was just one of several things that he suggested the tablet might do. And the fact that, as far as we know, the tablet doesn't even exist yet.

Still, if you want to call him "The Prophet Macalope" and bow as he passes, he won't mind.