Ha ha ha... Wait, TechCrunch is serious?

Apparently. It is a thing of beauty, though, when Apple fans and Microsoft fans can come together to laugh at the credulity of Google fans. Almost brings a tear to the Macalope's eye. Still, while Gartner is not the final word on, well, anything more complicated than pudding, no one is arguing that Android isn't ahead globally.

There is no denying Android's dominance anymore. There is no way even the most rabid Apple fanboy can deny that iOS is in second place now. Android is winning.

Keep saying it, because it keeps getting funnier every time you do.

Consumers are simply (and wisely) not buying iPhones as much right now when it's clear a new one is right around the corner.