The Macalope Weekly: Tablet trouble

04.08.2012

No?

OK, how about: "Windows Tile-Based Controls Display, Non-Embedded Systems"?

"Rectangular Responsive Windows Controls for Workgroups?"

Oh! Oh! "Advanced Windows TilesForSure Series 8!"

Well, whatever the company picks, it's sure to be better than the catchy name the company's already been using for years, and that people have come to know as one of the better things to issue from Redmond since, well, ever.