The Macalope Weekly: Tablet trouble

04.08.2012
Bad news, iPad fans. Turns out Apple's hot-selling device does not--repeat --satisfy a made-up list of criteria from Lenovo. Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings. It does appear, however, that several people were about the iPad and how well it would do. Very unusual. Tech pundits wrong? Hmm. Very strange. Speaking of tablets, looks like Microsoft's hot and surprisingly well-received tablet interface is going to get a name change! The Macalope provides some helpful suggestions.

Once again, Apple dorks, we see that there is nothing you can have that Windows OEMs cannot take away.

A leak to The Verge shows how . Or, well, totally beat the iPad for business--when it ships.

Wait, there was a ThinkPad Tablet 1?

Yep. An Android-based tablet to which a compliment that's the very definition of "backhanded."