Sadly for Google, its mom wasn’t willing to line up at 6:00 a.m. in front of the Toys-R-Us. Or the at the end of the Cold War, as the case may be.

The Macalope , because he poked fun at Google’s laughable complaints about Microsoft and Apple suing Android hardware manufacturers. So, he spent some of his well-earned vacation time thinking about this whole situation while drinking umbrella-adorned beverages by the ocean and having his antlers massaged by nymphs.

That’s not a euphemism, by the way.

Anyway, he doesn’t want to be talking out of both sides of his floppy-drive mouth about this. When the history of this great battle is written, he wants people to know where he stands. Well, sir, what shall it be? Shall it be for liberty or for the tyranny of a broken patent system?!

(The Macalope buys trite uses of famous quotations by the bushel down at Earl’s Trite Uses of Famous Quotations Shack off I-75 in Sarasota.)