MACALOPE: It’s not jealously, by the way.

WINOTAUR: Now who’s not being honest with themselves?

MACALOPE: Well, look, this is hard to unpack. If you can make a deal with Beelzebub and ship literally magical tablets a year from now that do with good battery life, etc., then, yes, it’s jealousy. If not, it’s just my usual irateness.

WINOTAUR: Ugh, is Beelzebub here again? I hate that guy. You know he drinks out of the half-and-half pitcher, don’t you? But, look, I don’t need to sell my soul to Mr. Half-and-half Mustache. The future is , my friend! Well, next year it’ll be here.

MACALOPE: See, even spotting you a year, we who are enjoying a nice tablet experience just don’t think you can “have it all” and not have a large portion of it suck.