The Macalope Weekly: Have you tried rebooting?

17.09.2011

WINOTAUR: My friend, let’s just say… yes. I am going to be insufferable about this.

MACALOPE: Terrific.

WINOTAUR: Tsk-tsk-tsk. Me getting good press just kills you.

MACALOPE: No, you getting stupid press kills me.

WINOTAUR: Your jealously feeds me. It’s like a giant glazed donut of… um… jealousy. And glaze.