Well, you knew this had to happen. The Macalope frequently runs into the Winotaur down at the corner coffee shop where the mythical creatures get their morning joe, and this week he was just waiting.

WINOTAUR: Well, well, well. Look what the pulled in.

MACALOPE: He didn’t the Macalope in, he was holding the door open.

WINOTAUR: Grab a chair before you scuff those dainty hooves.

MACALOPE: Ugh, you’re going to be completely insufferable about this.