The Macalope knows we've pretty much had our fill of idiotic pieces about Steve Jobs and he's happy to report that this cottage industry appears to be dying out. But let's take a whiff of this stinky piece of cheese from , because it's .

Again, the Macalope asks, can't it be both?

As the Steve Jobs era ends, it turns out that the famous Apple "1984" ad was more prescient than anyone suspected at the time. Except Steve Jobs wasn't the woman throwing the hammer. He was Big Brother...

The Macalope wonders how hard Kyle Smith clapped himself on the back for that brilliant piece of keyboarding, one we've only seen from about 9000 other jerkbags in the last 10 years. "Apple has turned into the Big Brother it mocked! I AM A FRICKING GENIUS!"