The Macalope Weekly: Executive summary

10.09.2011

And like Big Brother he was a spooky, weird control freak who cultivated not so much fans as thought-slaves.

As opposed to, say, those who are thought-slaves to lazy Apple tropes that absolve them from any obligation to think why someone might believe that Apple products are simply the better choice. No, it's just blind obedience to a cult.

It's astounding they keep writing this crap. You expect it from windowsluvrrr46@hotmail.com, but ?

(Daimler makes some nifty products too--quick, picture its CEO. But you don't have an image of Jurgen Klummsdorf or Hans Sitzkrieg in your mind, do you? You don't even know the guy's name.)

Uh, yeah, we also don't own a freaking Benz, you twit.