Only Don Reisinger could try to spin a going-out-of-business firesale as a "success." Bra-vo.

So, Android OEMs, all you've got to do to beat the iPad is lower prices! So low you go out of business! It's easy!

9. Who Knows What the Patent Picture Will Look Like?

Hey, sure! Other future things we don't know about that may spell doom for the iPad: the economy, global warming, the possibility of an asteroid colliding with the Earth, a Hollywood movie remake of featuring an all-CGI-baby cast and, of course, the ever-present potential for an invasion by space aliens that lies like a cloud over our daily lives.

10. The Google-Motorola Threat