MACALOPE: Wait, did we just jump over ? We were on Denial… The Macalope’s having a hard time following along on this list. You’re kind of all over the place.

WINOTAUR: Yeah, I don’t do Pain and Guilt.

MACALOPE: That’s a good policy.

WINOTAUR: Anyway, nobody buys digital music players anymore. The action’s all in smartphones now and the Zune software’s going to live on.

MACALOPE: Yeah, there’s something to that, but you have to let the Macalope revel in this moment. Because he had to put up with amount of about how it . Do you remember the rumor that Microsoft was going to just everyone the same songs they already had in iTunes for free via some magical conversion utility? Because Microsoft could just do that because they have much money? Oh, God, that was funny!