MACALOPE: That . That’s gotta be a big blow to you.

WINOTAUR: What? Get out of town. That’s just Internet rumors.

MACALOPE: True, it hasn’t been announced, but . And let’s face it, when was the last time you saw a Zune?

WINOTAUR: Are you kidding? My kitchen cupboards are full of… I mean, I see them all the time! They’re moving at the Microsoft store, baby! [snaps fingers for emphasis]

MACALOPE: Uh-huh. Did you talk to all seven of them yourself to confirm that? Or were they to come to the phone?