The bonnet-head sharks were "well fed," the newspaper reports. And that's good news for the Mayor Clapp, unless he was trying to show his support for Google's dismemberment benefits.

Or maybe sharks use broadband. There's a deeper meaning here somewhere.

Topeka, Kansas is now...Google, Kansas! City leaders issued a February making the symbolic name change for the month of March 2010. The attention-grabbing stunt did grab headlines, but its ability to sway Google remains unclear.

Let's up the ante a bit: All first-born children in Topeka shall be named "Google" for perpetuity. Do we have the gig, Google?