And please, stop downloading photo filter apps; when Apple said iPhone 4 "," they didn't mean everything.

That's a little trick Apple did to protect your hearing. Did you know that just ? You don't care; you'll crank up the tunes just the same because the subway's too noisy -- but not with Apple's revolutionary take on volume buttons.

What's that, old man? You're actually trying to turn the volume down? Apple doesn't need squares like you brandishing the iPhone 4 in public anyway.