College Humor does a great job at summarizing why dance clubs are some of the worst places in existence. Heed their warning and stay away lest you be stuck listening to bad music with a bunch of sweaty people in a poorly lit room.

Stop the presses! The internet has solved another crime and deduced the identity of the intruder that tried to assault Antoine Dodeson's sister. If anyone has any information they are highly advised to contact the nearest internet police station. After all, the internet is a serious place.

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