At this point, pretty much everyone has fought zombies. Even our stuffed animals (wait did I say our? I meant your stuffed animals) are getting in on the action these days. Watch as this teddy bear kicks zombie butt in a way only a stuffed bear can.

Enough talk of zombies and dating. Let's go back to a simpler time when girls had cooties and the hardest choice you had to make was whether to support Mario or Sonic. Relieve your childhood with this medley of classic cartoons and remain nostalgic for the rest of your day.

We seriously have no idea why this is on Regretsy. Viral Views is thinking of spending the rest of their internet budget on this thing just because it exists. Seriously if there is no post next week, you'll know that we became the proud owners of a sparkly Michael Jackson bust.