Microsoft has apparently decided it’s not in the business of making the user’s interaction with surflatelets anything other than Windows 7 on the desktop, except with a stylus. The Macalope’s no billion-dollar software company with a sweaty, awkward CEO, but that seems like a pretty big mistake to him.

The Macalope hopes you spent the holidays building up a resistance to shouty one-star reviews, because the Mac App Store is here! It’s got some technical glitches, it’s upsetting the natural order of things, and it’s probably in need of some fixing, but here’s how the horny one knows it’ll be a success:

Without lifting his furry butt out of the chair, he bought for his Mac…for a dollar.

Is that good for developers? Well, Majic Jungle Software, probably hoping for an early ride up the Top 10 lists, must think so or they wouldn’t have priced it that way. On the bright side, the Mac App Store has given us something other than .