The Macalope Weekly: The waiting is the hardest part


Because it's one thing to have the quarterback eying you from across the room in calculus class and it's another to have him give you his ring.

Phew. Speaking of uncomfortable analogies...

Hey, remember that Apple-branded netbook-killah tablet doohickey that's coming later this year? Well, guess what? Apple's missing the fantasy release date! The Macalope is just as disappointed as you are. Yes, the buzz today says (while that futuristic, it's actually just next year).

How dare Apple possibly not release that thing it hasn't announced on the date we made up! It's getting so that you can't even trust the words that aren't coming out of the company's mouth!