The Macalope Weekly: The classics

12.02.2011

So just how long will it take Apple to fix an antenna? Probably until fanbois stop buying broken Iphones.

Wow, that’s a lot of fanbois willing to suck it up and use a broken phone because of their blind allegiance to Steve Jobs and Apple, constantly getting cut off in the middle of their calls, and possibly also receiving a severe shock as long as we’re just making crap up.

Like , the Macalope wonders how he’s been using his iPhone 4 so wrongly for the past seven months that he’s never had a problem. Maybe it’s the hooves. Or maybe he and the millions of other satisfied iPhone 4 users are just fanbois who’ve got Stockholm syndrome so bad that they ignore all the problems. That’s gotta be it.

Again, is it possible to have this problem? Sure. If you have oven-mitt-sized hands and you might want to look into a phone that doesn’t have any antenna problems, but is just as good as the iPhone in every other way.

Good luck with that.