The Macalope Weekly: New iPad highs, new coverage lows

10.03.2012

What evidence does O'Dell present to support this seriously late entry into the , which hasn't been produced since the 1970s?

This wasn't anything major, just a few minor but glaring inconsistencies: Tim Cook going for the "rumpled executive" look in an untucked shirt, the ambiguous naming of the "new iPad," (not iPad 3 or iPad HD), the use of a truly horrible pun on a new product's landing page, and finally, the tie-dyed Apple logo at the presentation's conclusion.

Oh, it's not much right now, but mark O'Dell's words! These are the first cracks in Apple's foundation that will lead directly to its downfall! Two years from now we Apple enthusiasts will be crying "IF ONLY TIM HAD TUCKED IN HIS SHIRT BACK IN 2012!"

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