Rob keyed not just one but at least pieces of "commentary" that the Macalope saw before he had to douse his eyes with industrial-strength firefighting foam. As usual, neither of these sites felt that their readers needed to know that Rob's up to his mustache in conflicts of interest when it comes to Apple.

Oh, the Macalope could link to some of these pieces to provide examples of what he's talking about, but do we really want to encourage that kind of behavior? The Macalope says no.

Seriously, these pieces are like :

and both provided their takes on this jacktastic phenomenon. That is, if you really want to feel compelled to click through to pieces that will have you jamming satay skewers into your ears, just to make the hurting stop.