The Macalope Weekly: Come on and Xoom Xoom Xooma Xoom

26.02.2011

The Macalope usually only jokingly attempts to psychoanalyze the silly pundits he skewers, but Wilcox really seems to have some kind of that prompts him to continually make these bravado-laden challenges.

I’m on record as saying Jobs’ health isn’t a private matter. He works for shareholders and has ethical obligation to them to report on his ability to effectively run the company.

He has an ethical responsibility to report on his ability to effectively run the company , which represents the shareholders. Just because you plop down $342 for a share of Apple doesn’t entitle you to executive colonoscopy results.

Hell, US presidents have annual checkups, which are publicly reported.

That’s because they’re servants. See how that works? Not to mention the fact that they have their finger on the button of a bunch of nuclear weapons.