Steve Jobs’s health was back in the “news” this week, where by “news” the Macalope means “jerktastic speculation mill.” Meanwhile, the technology pundits hailed the arrival of the Motorola Xoom, the Android-based tablet that will totally give the iPad a run for its money this time for sure, mister! And it only took them a year. Lastly, someone keys a barb at Apple that the Macalope enjoys. It can happen!

Congratulations, ! You make Rob Enderle look good. Because as , at least he didn’t blame the victim for the coverage.

Now that Paparazzi are following Jobs and taking photos or videos of him outside the cancer treatment facility, Apple must respond.

Oh, because if Apple and Jobs would only “come clean” on his health then the paparazzi would stop following him and trying to photograph him. Apparently, according to Wilcox, it’s Apple and Jobs’s fault that he’s being chased by people whose only concern is making money off his condition.