SNL's Andy Samberg Opens F8 Keynote with 'Zuck Dawg'

23.09.2011

"It's called, 'I'm Not Really Friends With These People,'" joked Samberg. "It's the perfect place to put awkward classmates from middle school, older drunk women you meet at charity events, racist neighbors, and aunts."

This section, he added, "let's everyone know 'I don't want to be associated with these guys, but I can only ignore them for so long.'"

And then there's the bogus new feature called the "Slow-Poke."

"It's the only poke that takes 24 hours to reach the person you send it to," said Samberg. "So you have a full day to sober up, realize you're an idiot, and retract the Poke. The Slow-Poke: Because any dude who's had two beers becomes a raging horn dog."