Steve Jobs calls an iOS app developer out of the review after the guy's app is rejected for using a private API to work around a bug. Frankly, if it were me, I would have insisted upon verifying Steve's identity with a little FaceTime.

(Daily Mail)

Speaking of Jobs, you could own one of the very first Apple computers sold from his very own parents' garage. All you need is $241,815 to buy it at auction. Then you can put it next to your iPhone on your desk and weep at how much more powerful it is.

(CNN)

Fine, but I'm filing a trademark for "You're going to be sorry-o like Mario."