• Don't date in the dark: Point your phone at the object of your interest, and the "Hook-Up History" app will display a catalog of the individual's previous sexual partners. Now with individual color codes for each STD.

• Reality TV show: Deep Blue Analysis. Contestants engage in intensive psychotherapy sessions with Jeopardy-winning computer Watson. Person who offers the least embarrassing or titillating revelations each week gets voted off the show and out of therapy. Home audience participates through special Electroshock button on remotes.

• No one is permitted to wed until having received a rose on national TV.

• Never view a nonrelevant ad again: Let advertisers "drop a pixel" in your optical nerve to see what attracts your eye. "Now companies know what I want before I do!"

• Never write a Facebook status update again. On-body sensors will capture the data, and transcribe and relay pertinent information automatically. "Those fish tacos did not sit well with Mark last night."