The gist of his note is that because the threat of getting "cell phone dermatitis" on the side of your face as a result of using your bacteria-laden toilet of a cell phone you had better pick up one of the new (nickel-free?) Jabra Bluetooth headsets, and keep your handset far away from your pretty face (PR Guy includes product shots and prices). Do it for the sake of good health and hygiene, if not for the ultra-stylish look of the Jabra headset itself, the note suggests.

I'd never heard the term "cell phone dermatitis" until Monday, and I've sure never heard of anybody getting a rash on the face from their cell phone. But I guess if you're a PR Guy in today's economy, you've got to take lemons and make lemonade.

Uh-oh, I just thought of something, PR Guy. If I have your Jabber, er, uh, Jabra, headset in my ear hole all day long, doesn't that put me at serious risk of contracting Hands-free, Bluetooth Inner Ear Vestibular Disorder with Vertigo? Horror.