Turner also took apparent delight in displaying photos of an unnamed authorized Apple reseller store in Latin America that was selling Apple desktops and Apple laptops running Windows 7. "That should tell you a lot about having a great OS."

Some of Turner's jibes were more enthusiastic than coherent. "It is so good to have something to compete with Salesforce.com head-to-head," Turner trumpeted, referring to Microsoft's Dynamics CRM Online, which has gone live in direct competition with Salesforce.com's offerings. "Now, we have this humongous pacifier to stick in the mouth of [Salesforce.com CEO] Marc Benioff."

Not all of Turner's talk was bluster. He also took the opportunity to provide a eulogy for Microsoft products that the company hopes its users will upgrade, namely Windows XP, Office 2003 and Internet Explorer 6. "Those products deserve a standing ovation. They have been so good to so many people. But you know what? They are dead. End-of-life is 2014," Turner said.

These widely used products define what Microsoft is for far too many people, he added. "The reality is that is not what we are at all. You can't even begin to get someone's mind around Lync and SharePoint and the cloud until we get these old applications remediated and moved forward," he said.

Turner also outlined the strategy partners should take to help get their customers onto the Microsoft Azure cloud. Microsoft's Azure service has already collected 40,000 customers across 41 countries, although this is a small percentage of the customers Microsoft would like to have using this service. He explained that the two vital pieces of software that every organizations should have to get cloud ready is Microsoft System Center and Microsoft Active Directory.