Uber-cougar Demi Moore has threatened to take her 1 million+ twitfans and follow her tool -- I mean, man -- off into a tweetfree existence. If so, she may have to start to get any attention.

So far, all Brillstein et al have done is issue a press release, and they've already got folks organizing a posse and gathering pitchforks and torches. I'd call that a resounding success.

Personally, I think it's a brilliant idea. Do the math: 99 percent of TV is pablum for the synaptically challenged; 99 percent of tweets make "" look like Masterpiece Theater. Put them together, you get 198 percent pure honey-flavored pablum -- a perfect dish for our ADD age.

To paraphrase the , "Oh, the inanity."

Who would you cast in your Twitter TV show? (David Hasselhoff? Erik Estrada?) E-mail me: .