Goodbye talk shows; hello stalk shows.

Top Twit Biz Stone , declaring "There is no official Twitter TV show... We have a lightweight, non-exclusive, agreement with the producers which helps them move forward more freely."

To Brillstein et al., it's the next Big Brother. To Stone, it's more like a hospital gown.

Reactions across blogville have ranged from to .

Here's the truly horrifying thing: If the series goes through as planned, Ashton Kutcher (aka @aplusk) has , depriving his 2 million followers of such bon mots as "" and "I'm here by retiring the names 'tool', 'tool box', 'I'm unfollowing you tool', and 'aplusk, why are you such a tool?'"