Get help.

Going into 2011, everyone at my company used Blackberrys. We were huge fans. We BBMd each other constantly. We even blogged about how much we loved our Blackberrys. Then RIM started to nosedive and one by one, my staff started showing up at the office with iPhones.

The reason RIM started to nosedive was because its other customers got fed up waiting for a phone that didnt look like it was calling from 2003. Its not the other way around. You get that, right?

Hope the formatting of this column doesnt get screwed up on the text-only mobile version youre looking at.

(Cheap RIM jokes! The Macalope buys them by the gross at Costco!)