That's not a bad business decision, and the Macalope knows you can't just admit you're copying Apple, but let's just be clear that that's what you're doing--no matter how you phrase it.

The Macalope gives some publications a hard time, but every once in a while even a purveyor of pointless pontification can get something right.

Case in point, and The Street, which have taken a brief respite from loaning out their pages to people whose dogs were apparently run over by Steve Jobs and instead published some pieces that actually make sense. And said it wasn't possible.

Oh, sure, you said it because the Macalope said it first but, hey, this isn't about the horny one. It's about . Don't try to change the subject.