The Macalope Weekly: Serial jerkery

02.06.2012
After a "hands across the Apple world" edition the Macalope promised he'd get back to punching jerks this week and he's a mythical beast of his word. First some silly punditry from Mashable gets the horns and then Gizmodo sinks to, well, not a low but their frequently-visited low watermark at any rate. And, finally, let's make a pact to make this the last we speak of Mike Daisey. Pinky swear.

When we last heard from Mashable editor in chief Lance Ulanoff, he was chastising Apple for . What's he up to now? Why, being incredibly wrong about what Tim Cook might chat about with Walt Mossberg at the All Things D conference on Tuesday.

The day before the conference, Ulanoff published his list of (tip o' the antlers to ).

Not surprisingly, what Ulanoff had written was a list of seven things Tim Cook would never say in a million years.

Will he signal a shocking new direction for the company?