…and folks are burning through their monthly 4G data plans in a few hours.

With their penises! No, wait…

Tim’s having his first Antennagate moment, and Steve Jobs he isn’t.

Technically, this is true, but in the stopped clock kind of way. Heatgate an overblown faux scandal, just like Antennagate, and Tim Cook is not actually Steve Jobs!

On the other hand, Meg Whitman announced her first major restructuring since taking over HP (NYSE: HPQ), and on paper it not only looks impressive, but also is reminiscent of what Carly Fiorina attempted to do in a lot of ways.