Dear [person I am breaking up with]: I am breaking up with you to go out with someone who has better body parts. There is no hope of us getting back together. Im not sorry. Goodbye.

Instead we get .

Ive been with you, with Apple I mean, for 13 years now ever since 1999. Perhaps youve forgotten: I was a spotty teenager&

a surprise.

&I bought one of your cute little translucent iBooks. Slowly but surely I painted most parts of my technological life a bright shade of Apple. Lets see: Ive owned two iMacs, a number of iBooks&