Sadly, just the first three.
You may not have noticed this, but the Macalope is something of a media critic. Specifically, an Apple media critic.
Yes, it's a niche market, but when you've got a classic Mac for a head there really aren't all that many job options. The antlers don't help either. And the hooves. The cud-chewing can also be off-putting. People can be so narrow-minded.
People at NASA, for example.