Hang on, though, because the Macalope gets English's point, but he doesn't completely buy the whole thesis. The pointy one would argue that this exercise actually be insightful. In coming up with responses to some of this nonsense, we can actually better define what's going on in the market.

Let's take Android for instance. For well over a year, people have been arguing that Android is winning because it's got higher market share, and as part of deconstructing this argument we've learned first that Google makes more money off iOS than Android, and then that Android isn't even a very good business for Google. Google doesn't publish those numbers, but the smarter students have been able to intuit them. That's insightful.

Anyway, let's face it. The Macalope's never going to stop handing out wedgies. Also, he must point out that many of these people are not considered "the dumb guy," as English puts it. They're actually considered smart! Some of them run big companies that are considered to be "winning"! (Can't wait until ! Wear something with an elastic waistband, Eric!)

Many of them are merely idiots, but even without getting too far down into the barrel you can find enough emperors without clothes on to populate a nudist colony. Assuming that's something you were looking to do.

Rather than doing that let's aim to pants the A-grade quarterback.