"Scott Baio-level gravitas"? This just goes to show you that no matter how many words have been written in the English language, someone can always come up with some that have never been use in that particular combination before.

[Editors' Note: the skewers the worst of the week's coverage of Apple and other technology companies. In addition to being a mythical beast, the is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.]